surrealfootball:
Thou shalt not steal if somebody has already tweeted that.
Thou shalt not worship Pep Guardiola or follow false nines.
Thou shalt not take the names of Diego Maradona, Eric Cantona, Thierry Henry, Franco Baresi, Henrik Larsson or Robbie Fowler in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male…
